I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
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When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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