Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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