i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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