I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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