im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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