so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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