So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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