Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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