We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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