Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
