There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Randomize
