On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He shit in the fireplace
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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