PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
they're like a gay fantastic four
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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