I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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