we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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