Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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