There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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