I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I checked into jail on foursquare
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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