Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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