Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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