I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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