Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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