so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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