Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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