He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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