normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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