I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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