How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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