Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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