..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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