piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i drank out of a bidet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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