It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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