There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There r osticjed everywhere
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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