god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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