Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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