that's an acceptable place to lick
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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