just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
