She announced her abortion via fbk
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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