Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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