Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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