I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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