you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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