Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(502): View more from Kentucky

Dude, just got a bummer.

(1-502): View more from Kentucky

What??

(502): View more from Kentucky

A blow job from a homeless chick.

Fav 27 1264 2236
share tweet
(757): View more from Virginia

I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.

Fav 16 4772 1114
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(574): View more from Indiana

Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.

Fav 23 10223 2717
share tweet
(734): View more from Michigan

How was the bike ride?

(1-734): View more from Michigan

Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

Fav 21 9045 1535
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(+45): View more from Denmark

Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.

Fav 1 1279 2872
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.

Fav 5 2085 1167
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.

Fav 6 844 1145
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.

Fav 2 881 544
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(530): View more from California

I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!

Fav 1 27 47
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT