I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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