its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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