What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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