I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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