My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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