Where did you get a picture of my penis
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I would ride that face into the sunset
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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