So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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