no, he came in my armpit
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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