What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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