you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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