I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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