she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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